Kidspeak

One of the kiddos' favorite treats are Jell-o Jigglers. They love to play with them even more than eating them. We make them every once and a while and one day I had made a batch before dinner. I had let the kids now that if they ate a good dinner, they would get a Jiggler (a little old fashioned bribery never hurt anyone, right?). Consequently, the following conversation took place mid-way through dinner.

Sam: "Hey guys, you'd better eat your dinner!"

Adah: "I'm eating my dinner!"

Sam: "Me too! Cause you know what we get if we eat our dinner?? GIGOLOS!!"

Apparently Sam managed to place a call to a male escort service without my knowledge. I knew letting him watch Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers was a bad idea ...