Kidspeak

Driving down the street one day ...

Peyton: "Look Mom, there's Target! I love Target, they have toys."

Me: "Yes, I love Target too. Now if only we could ever get out of there without spending over $50 ..."

Peyton: "Oh Mom! I see lots of restaurants up here too!"

Me: "Yeah? Which ones?"

Peyton: "I see Old McDonalds (I have never and will never correct this name for McDonalds) and Wendy's and  ... what's that one?"

Me: "Which one?"

Peyton: "That one! The owl restaurant!"

Me: "The owl restau ..... oh."

Peyton: "What is it Mom?"

Me: "Well, that's Hooters."